The biggest chode in the world. He sleeps in a pit, full of chicken (sometimes chodeburgers), as his dad is the colonel. The pit must be a funnel as can only eat downwards and not up. And is perfectly timed so that he falls down through the bottom of the funnel, when it is time for breakfast. He has a chicken dispenser on his mobile phone.
“Oh my god, Seymour is the biggest chode there is. What a gyspy chode.”
“I personally feel he would be described as a prize chode”
“Well, he is pretty peng to be honest”