Clapping before you even know what you’re clapping for.
When Walter was the only one clapping at the show, it was obvious that he was suffering from preclapulation.
preclapulation: define #2
The act of clapping for something too soon. Specifically, applauding at a concert before the song is over.
example 1: WTF, man??? He’s only halfway through the song. How long have you suffered from preclapulation?
example 2: You clap at the END of the set, not for each individual song. Preclapulate much?
preclapulation: define #3
The act of intense sexual activity that precedes a venereal disease.
We had some awesome sex! But neither of us knew it would be reduced to preclapulation.