Pat: What’s Potatoism?
Eric: POTATOES ARE LIFE, MAN
Other man: no I’m potatoish and I believe in potatoism
Potatoists worship the holy moon baby and the small potatoes. They believe that the Meme Army protects them from the wretched Vegital who lives in the Chewy Boba land.
If a Potatoist lives a good life, they are judged and sent to the basket, a holy land ruled by potatoes. If they are bad, their souls are sent to the Vegital’s Realm and their Potato is sent to McDonalds.
They believe that the world should be Sommunist.
Average Man: “What do you mean?”
Enlightened Man: “It means that you worship the Moon Baby. It is the only way to live properly.”
Average Man: “…”
*The room is filled with holy light.
Enlightened Man 2 (The Average Man): “Yes. All hail the Potatoes!!! I am now a true man of Potatoism!!!”