the stability of a Window’s OS, and the scream of a banshee. Basically, man’s worst nightmare.
but what i refer to it as, is the time of the month where men bitch and complain about not getting ass and blame everything on the woman.
yes, woman are more irritable at this time, but guys need to look at it through the woman’s perspective.
PMS is like having a raccoon scratch it’s way out of your stomach, a toddler riding on your back all day, being force fed 20 pounds of rice, AND pulling paper out of your ass covered in blood every few hours.
you try doing that and act like nothing’s wrong.
During this time, men will drive women to become lesbians for the simple fact they are insensitive and cynical towards this cruel suffering that women go through. Oh, so your mad because you can’t get no ass, freak?
PMS will make a woman wish she was never born female. Penis envy can occur.
So,let me just get to the point: PMS (pre menstrual syndrome) is caused by the uterus shedding its lining because a female’s monthly egg isn’t fertilized and dies.
TAKE THIS FROM A FEMALE, PPLZ!
GUYS WHO THINK THAT THEY GO THROUGH SO MUCH WHEN A WOMAN IS PMSING are selfish dicks who don’t realize what a woman goes through and will have to go through for most of their life. Think about it our way. If you were bleeding from your ass and had to have a pad on your butt, wet and sticky from blood for 4-6 hours, OR have a tampon stuck up your ass, and still have to have a pantyliner in just in case, you’d be pretty bitchy too. It’s even worse at school or work, where you barely have any time to change it, so there’s a possibility that the pad will have to stay there for the WHOLE DAY. Not to mention the constant fear of your period leaking through, or the cramps. Imagine having someone kick your balls repeatedly, and while that’s happening, your SO is complaining about how he has to hear you whine. All the guys think it’s SO horrible, because they get yelled at occasionally and have to deal with mood swings. You don’t even know the half of it.
Another thing. We HATE it when guys just assume we’re on our period, even if we are. It’s like saying that girls are incapable of being mad without it having to do with their menstrual cycle.
Boy: Oh… ::wink:: Are you… You know.
Girl: What? I can’t just be mad because he broke up with me? Gosh…
Boy: SO YOU ARE PMSing.
Girl: …No. Just shut up and go away.
Boy: Gosh, don’t get so mad just cause you’re on your period.
Since males don’t have periods, they act like insensitive jackasses when the women around them are suffering from PMS. Those stuck-up dickless monkeys can’t get any ass, so they call their girlfriends bitches and blow everything out of proportion. Sure, sometimes PMS can cause a girl to get a little bitchy, but those douchebags act like a PMSing woman is a nuclear bomb that’s been unleashed on the city. All they think about is themselves, they don’t even give a crap when their girl is crying out in pain because the girl is just “being a dramatic bitch”.
A guy will accuse a girl of PMSing even if she gets mad at him for something that’s his own fault, such as being a complete dickhole.
Bob: You bitch!! Why are you acting like a psycho?! You must be PMSing!!!
Sally: WTF are you talking about, you moron?
Bob: RUN AWAY SHE’S FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!!!!!! OH MY GOD SHE’S GONNA RIP MY LEGS OFF!!!!