Pissing like a bat

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Pissing like a bat
When a member of the male race, usually in an alcohol enhanced state enters a foreign toilet either without light or is unable to find the light switch, he develops the innate ability to urinate with extreme accuracy,(in some case’s more so than if he was aided by illumination), using only the sound produced by his strong and mighty stream against the unsuspecting water, and an initially well placed shot and thus pissing into the bowl while avoiding the walls much as a bat would fly around a cave.
Toilet guest one: Good news or bad news first?

Toilet guest two: Good

One: The toilet has heated floors

Two: whats the bad?

One: theres a leak and the light is blown

Two: … Oh seams pissing like a bat isnt my forte.

One: o.0
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