A beard that is not fully developed, and looks like pubic hair attached to the chin, that says “I am
a pedophile and I don’t care what you think”. Invented by Morgan Stevens.
Guy 1: Dude, I don’t like the way that guy with the Pedo beard is looking at those ten year olds.
Guy 2: Isn’t that Morgan Stevens?
Pedo beard: define #2
Combination of the words “pedophile” and “beard”. Pedobeards are usually unkempt as a result of months of careless growth, filthy looking and smell like ass. Those who sport this style of facial hair generally spend their time creeping on others, touching children inappropriately and/or coaxing hapless victims into the back of their molester van.
Harry stroked his mangy pedobeard — which he had not shaven in months — after a day’s worth of successfully picking up young schoolchildren and stuffing them in the back of his van.
Pedo beard: define #3
To plant child pornography on someone’s computer or other electronic device, in an effort to frame them of a crime.
His attorney got him off by arguing that he was pedobear’d by a vengeful ex-girlfriend.