Painted

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Painted
To be extremely intoxicated beyond one’s own knowing.

When we get to the bar, we’re getting f–king painted!
Painted: define #2
painted
A coloqiualism indicating a hightened state of inebriation, intoxication or any other debilitaing state resulting from inbibing excess amounts of alcohol. See wrecked, trashed, bladdered, trollied and wasted.
Dude, last night I woke up in a skip filled with mousetraps and shoelaces. We must have got totally painted.

Person 1: Glasses?

Person 2: Check

1: Ice?

2: Check

1: Various intoxicating liquors?

2: Check

1: Right, let’s get painted

Painted: define #3
Painted
Meaning: attractive
Person 1: Ayy bro you think Sammi over there is fine?

Person 2: Yeah, bro she’s painted.
Painted: define #4
painted
When a gay man expels himself during sexual intercourse.
That bitch painted my wood last night.

Don’t sleep with him, he paints ALL the kids.

Painted: define #5
Painted
When a man unleashes a massive load of cum on an unsuspecting girl and her face is completely covered.
I haven’t had sex in weeks, that bitch Megan is totally going to get her face painted tonight.
Painted: define #6
painted
Having bowel movement during or after anal sex
While having anal sex with here, when I pulled out he painted all over me!!!
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