Later named Murrieta is located in Southern California’s Inland Empire. Everyone who has a drivers license in this town has received a speeding ticket or a stop sign ticket by one of murrtowns douchie cops who hide behind bushes and small children to give tickets to old ladies and small children at the skate park. Most kids in high school are either jocks hoping to go to some college at the beach or out of state or dgaf bromiester scene rats taking everything from prescription pills to bong rips of DMT. More professional motocross riders live here than anywhere in the world, the metal mulisha was originated in Murrtowns neighbor city TeeMec and there are more lifted trucks on every street than an Indian reservation. Tons of hot blonde chicks drive white Scions with Dior shades and if you hit up Old Town on a thursday night you have about 35% better chance of getting laid(though the women may be older than your mom). Tom Cruise is rumored to have a house in Greer Ranch and Pro skater Johnny Layton mastered most of his skills at the MurrPark Located on Cal Oaks. Mad kids are always running around the colony is the capital of golf for old people world wide. Most people in Murrtown complain about being bored allot and having nothing to do when they cant throw a party in there parents house so they post definitions on websites like this one to save themselves from the terrible death of masturbation.
MurrTown blows, lets take a trip to the bay and come back with a sheet of Lucy.
The last time I went to MurrTown I got crabs.
I swear god the next time I’m in MurrTown I’m bustin out my nine and bustin a cap in that pigs ass.
A slang term used by Murrietan kids to describe their town.
We’re gonna give these guys an old-fashioned Murr-town Beat Down!!
Lesser known as Murrieta. A city full of nothing but dicks and sluts. Every girl claims to have been raped, and every guy claims to be a pro MX duude. If you don’t smoke, put out, pretend to ride dirtbikes, or act fake, please don’t come here.
Yooo dude, lets go to murrtown and pretend to inhale cigarettes and listen to shitty rap in our lifted truck!
A small city located in southern California. Rain doesn’t exist here so drought is common. However, those who do manage to get lots of water have lawns where their grass basically yellow. People usually have nothing to do in this city so they go to the mall located in the other town or take the time to travel to the nearest beach. But when people are too lazy to travel, they just go to the city’s Mulligans; kids of all ages hang out here. High school students are very spirited but like the rest of the people living in the town, they have nothing to do outside of school. It is also smart to watch out from the cops; they easily camouflage with the surrounding cars or the nearby bushes. If caught by one, be prepared to face intense interrogation and the eyes of others passing by.
I just moved to Murrtown; our neighbor’s lawn is nothing but dirt!
Living in Murrtown is so boring; it’s even worse when Mulligans is closed!