Mumpkin

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Mumpkin
A short man who is known as a dwarf or midget, is a slave that must work in the fields his whole life.
Jeremy the mumpkin loved to work in the fields but suffers from short person syndrome
Mumpkin: define #2
mumpkin
A mixture between a “muppet” and a “pumpkin”. Used:

1. as a term of endearment

2. a lighthearted insult.
1. Ohhh you cheeky lil mumpkin

2. Haha keep it shut you, ya mumpkin!
Mumpkin: define #3
Mumpkin
The act of masturbating while pooping. Similar to a blumpkin, but not quite.
Guy- dude you were in there for a while, i mean damn!

Guy2- yeah, i was busy getting a mumpkin!

Guy- Understandable

Mumpkin: define #4
mumpkinwork
A blumpkin performed by a midget.
The Kebler elf gives a great mumpkin
Mumpkin: define #5
Mumpkin
A person or individual that deliberately or more commonly due a careless attitude, fails to observe the appropriate dress code for any given occasion. Mumpkins can always be found atttending funerals.

The word is a bastardisation of ‘pumpkin’ the squash plant n Cinderella that albeit temporary, still delivers an appropriate transformation on the night of the ball.

Jesus look at Teddy! the idiot Mumpkin’s only burying his own, sweet, dear mum in a dark blue suit! What a fuckwit!
Mumpkin: define #6
Mumpkin
A person or individual that deliberately or more commonly due a careless attitude, fails to observe the appropriate dress code for any given occasion. Mumpkins can always be found atttending funerals.

The word is a bastardisation of ‘pumpkin’ the squash plant n Cinderella that albeit temporary, still delivers an appropriate transformation on the night of the ball.

Jesus look at Teddy! the idiot Mumpkin’s only burying his own, sweet, dear mum in a dark blue suit! What a fuckwit!
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