Similar to the first definition on the page, but when you are “slamming” her from behind, you randomly throw it in her ass. When she looks around back to you to see what the hell’s up, you crack her right in the side of the jaw!
Everything’s going great and you both are in the zone, but then you spice things up and throw it in her ass. Due to the pain of this move, she’ll definitely look back to you to see what the hell’s up. Then, crack her in the jaw and tell her to keep looking forward as we’re doing it! The relationship may take a downward slope after performing this on your partner!
monkey punch: define #2
Pseudonym of Kazuhito Kato, famous manga artist.
monkey punch: define #3
The Greatest Manga artist/story teller of all time.
Monkey Punch is simply the greatest.
No one can beat Monkey Punch.
monkey punch: define #4
(n). When you are slamming a woman from behind, and randomly give her a right hook behind the ear, and you just keep on going about your business.
That stupid bitch got pissed when I gave her a monkey punch last night, and she said just for that I cannot tea bag her anymore
monkey punch: define #5
When you ride a girl and you feel her enjoying, really close the orgasm, you give her a punch in the face or somewhere else. You let go your imagination.
Everytime Chuck Norris brings a girl back home from the club, he gives her a good monkey punch in the face when she’s about to have an orgasm. Cause no one can have more fun than Chuck.
monkey punch: define #6
v the act of slapping oneself on the chest with an open hand and holding the other hand directly beneath the anus to collect excrement during intercourse, possibly followed by flinging.
My baby loves the monkeypunch
monkey punch: define #7
A monkey punch is when you do like the monkeys and shit in your hand and proceed to hit somebody with your shit filled hand
Shut up or I will monkey punch you