adj. When someone is really short but is not technically classified as a midget by the standard of 3’8” from the Little People of America (LPA). This word is important because it is rare to find someone that is legally a midget, so when you want to make a joke about the short person in the group they don’t make it not funny anymore by saying, “Well technically blah blah blah…”
John: You should just get a midget to sit in front of your TV to change the channels
Adam: Dude if I could find one I’d even pay them.
John: You could totally pay Taylor to do that, she’s looking for a job
Adam: Yea, she is pretty midgetesque.
John: Is that even a word?
Adam: I don’t know, it’s probably on Urban Dictionary and if not it will be soon.
*actual facebook conversation*