Noun. A ManCanter is a male, often well-endowed, who drains his bladder, through use of a catheter, and proceeds to refill his bladder with wine. The wine should always be a red. The man decanter is then hired by the super-wealthy as a form of entertainment at parties. The man decanter strolls, nude, from glass to glass at the party and proceeds to offer guests “drinksies” by dispensing the wine from his penis.
Walter, have you hired a ManCanter for the summer soiree? The Andersons had one last spring and I refuse to have any wine that isn’t served from a ManCanter.