maltese dog

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maltese dog
A small, incredibly yappy dog worthy of nothing less than a sharp boot to it’s scrunched-up face, luckily sending the little bundle of white matted hair flying incredibly far in a parabolic fashion. Hopefully, a mulcher will be comically positioned at the falling point with the feeding-tube pointing up. It must also be switched on. Thereafter, observe peaceful silence. The maltese dog is an unnatural deviation and is an affront to the Gods.
Person1: what’s that bitchy high pitched yapping?

Person2: That’d be the little bitchyap next door – it’s a maltese dog

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