Kayne West: Hold up Taylor I’m really happy for you and imma let you finish but BEYONCE HAD ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME!
Person One: Hey did you see Kanye West steal Taylor Swift’s moment at the VMA’s?
Person Two: Yeah! He’s the biggest douchebag ever!
kayne west: Yeah!
Guy 1: So, you like to put them in your mouth and chew on them?
kayne west: Of course!
Guy 1: ..So, you’re a gay fish?
kayne west: fuck you nigga ima motha fuckin genius niqqa
Guy #2 Don’t forget to give a courtesy flush cause a Kayne West really stinks.
hmm…bush doesn’t like black people and its no wonder we gave aids to africa and crack to ny city…you know, because white people don’t have aids or addiction problems
“George Bush doesn’t care about black people”
“I should be in the bible”
Dude 2: Hell yea Kayne West is a fucking genuis