B Muff

The tightest man ever lived. The boss of all bosses.

Origin: Short for Bran Muffin. Term invented by Brown Rice.

Brown Rice: “duuuu what should we do tonight??”

Andrew: “how bout lets go hang out with someone uber tightt?”

Brown Rice: “whoo??”

Both: “B MUFF!”

B Hole

A euphemism for the anus, “b hole” is simply an abbreviated way to say “butt hole.”

“So I was hanging out with Stacy last night and she started telling me she wanted it in her b hole, but I’m not into that so I just left.”

“Man, their burritos are so spicy! Seriously, get their fuego burrito, last time I had one I ended up putting blister cream on my b hole.”

“Dude, your cat has the biggest b hole I’ve ever seen.”

B Dubs

1.

Short For Buffalo Wild Wings (get it? – B W’s dubs for the double u’s)

I’m goin to B Dubs to get some food…

2.

A term used to describe the popular sports bar Buffalo Wild Wings. Also called BW’s, BW3’s, or the place with the hot bartenders.

Person 1: Man lets go to b dubs

Person 2: yeah i wanna have some blazin’ chickin’ wings that give me the shits!

Person 1: yeah and then we can wash it down with drinks until we get waisted!

Person 2: And then Drive!

Both: Fuck Yeah! (high fives are exchnged)

3.

The nickname for the fantastic news anchor, Brian Williams of the NBC Nightly News given to him by Jon Stewart. This is to be said while doing a sideways peace sign. Also can be said without the ‘s’ as B Dub.

My man B Dubs is on the news tonight, yo, he is da bomb! *peace sign*

4.

Local terminology for the Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness. (BWCAW) A wilderness area covering 1.09 million acres in northern Minnesota.

Hey, when are we going camping in the B Dubs this year? I hear the blackflies aren’t too bad in July…

DQ worker: Ahh, you look pretty dirty…and hungry. Coming back from the B Dubs?

Camper: Yeah. Now make me a chili cheese dog.

B Dub

1.

usually used as a nickname, meaning; badass, unusually large pimp,and one motherfucker you dont wanna mess with.

If you ever cross someone with this nickname you are sure to know that he is an awesome guy just dont piss him off.

B DUB tore them muthafucka’s up last weekend

B DUB sure is a pimpin mutha fucka

Man, B DUB gets all the ladies

2.

nickname for BW3’s, also known as buffalo wild wings. Common term in Kentucky

“Hey Quincy, wanna go to BDub’s?”

“Ya, but I better bring my pepcid ac, cuz their wings are hot”

3.

A rolled up piece of toilet paper in between

your butt cheeks near your butt hole to catch the sweat and also to catch the shit from coming out on a cotton toucher.

I had sweat between my butt cheeks so i put a B Dub in!

4.

an overagitated white dude from miltown who constantly copies ghetto phrases and says them in the same tone

Hey, B DUB in da house, why you smuckin and frontin me B???

5.

Nickname for someone who cant be within 10 feet of a bong and not spill the water

God damn! B Dub done it again!

6.

an abbreviation for back wash which is totally nasty and disgusting.

-hey can i have a sip of your coke?

-sure but dont b dub or i’ll kill you

B Dot

a) A black male who plays Runescape, Kingdom Hearts, or owns a black PSP. (Piece of shit portable.)

b) A black male who lives near cows and likes the name Mary.

c) Cereal.

d) A man who enjoys lap dances on the bus.

e) A very nice black person.

B dot likes to play Kingdom Hearts.

B dot is very nice and funny.

B & F

when those fucking marathon runners are closing in on a newby runner, you’ll often see the newby taking a convenient (and not at all obvious) stretch break.. going back and forth – a.k.a. b & f – from one leg to the other until it’s safe to start walking without being noticed by the not-so-newby

“i can hear the fucking marathon runner coming! quick! do the b & f!”