Noof

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Noof
A bizarre and senseless misintepretation of the name ‘Dave’.
Phone Caller: “Hi Roberto, it’s Dave. Is Mike there?”

Roberto: “Sure, let me put you on hold.”

Mike: “Who is on hold for me?”

Roberto: “I think it’s Noof.”

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Noof
A crazy ass horse that can use facebook somehow.
Did you see what Horsenoofin Noof posted today? I lol’d pretty hard!
Noof: define #3
Noof
A word created by Ayumi and Ryrk because they party like rockstars `-` Used to describe anything. Very popular throughout the gaming world.
“Hay, sup my noof”

“Nm noof, u no how it goes”

“Maan, I swear, dat shawty over thar be noofin like hell”

“I’m tryin to noof noof in that”

“BUT CAN YOU NOOF UP DUDE??”

“`-` Narnia is for noofs”

“Gaiety sucks.”
Noof: define #4
Noof
an idiot, a goof, someone silly
“Oops, I just threw loads of money down a drain!” “You stupid noof!”
Noof: define #5
noof
its a mix between a noob and a goof
jimmy spilt beer all over himself

that guy is such a noof

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noof
Slang for I am speechless
“noof”
Noof: define #7
Noof
The male version of a queef. When air trapped in the penazia is passed through head of the penis. Similar to air trapped in a clown ballon.

“What the hell was that Eric?”

“Sorry it was noof, it happens when I’m nervous”

“What the fuck is a noof?”

“A dick fart. My dick farted”

See also- gueef, dick fart,

I just ripped a nasty noof.
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