1.) You bought a Mac to be different, just like everyone else buying a Mac.
2.) You believe the half truths of Apple’s advertisements.
3.) You believe some one else who believes the half truths of Apple’s advertisements.
4.) You think the iPad is a “magical and revolutionary” device when in fact such devices have been around for years.
5.) You think the price of an iPad is unbelievable because it is low rather than ridiculously high.
6.) If you think clicking the right mouse is hard, but using esoteric key combinations to get the same behaviors out of a one button mouse is some how easier.
7.) You prefer form over function, bought a Mac and got neither.
8.) You switched to a Mac because you thought Windows was proprietary…
9.) You feel penalized because most apps won’t run on your Mac after you bought a Mac with full knowledge that most apps won’t run on a Mac.
10.) You insist on using Safari because it is “secure”, in spite of the fact it has been shown to be the most insecure browser on a Mac. (Apple is learning from Microsoft on how to make in house browsers…)
and one to grow on:
11.) You have to think of a way to justify any of the aforementioned ways to know you are a mactard.
Friend 2: Oh, that’s my roommate; he’s a Mactard and can’t figure out the remote.
Mactard: <swiping thumb across flashlight> Why won’t this unlock?
Mac User: “Oh, here you can turn that off in System Preferences. Let me show you.”
Mactard: “HAHA! The PC has made you dumb. Expose is the best thing to grace this planet, you just don’t know how to use it cause you’re dumb!”
Windows User and Mac User: “STFU ALREADY DUDE.”
Mactard> HaHa Use a mac!! My mac is better than you’re PC anyday! I am so cool because i have an iPod!
User 1> Anyone else? Anyone who isn’t a mactard?
Listener: Wow. You are mactard.
“hey dude check this out, I have 60,000 pictures in this folder and iMistakenIdentity has identified my face in 20,000 of them. Check this out….oh, that’s my brothers naked butt….wait check this one out….oops that’s not me either – how did that get in there. Hang on I’ll find a picture that has me in it.
windows user to mactard:
So where are you at with the sales report for the CEO?
mactard to windows user:
I haven’t started my PC yet. Hey come check out this new song by lil-weeny.