Lord Baldar

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Lord Baldar
noun; Lord Baldar (LB for short) is the deity of middle aged, balding, marginally employed Caucasians men. His followers, The Balds, worship him by attending the annual LB-Fest to pray to LB by skipping around a 40′ high pasty white phallic object with a couple strands of hair on the tip, which is meant to represent LB as if he were a living human being.
I can’t wait to go to Evanston, IL this year to honor our lord and savior, Lord Baldar, by praying to and skipping around that huge shlong for days.
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