long hick (aka long hill) – a town in central jersey with the narstiest people of all times. they hang around dunkin donuts with there rebel flags and bogges. they stay up til 4 in the morning cutting wood and shooting deer. they plant crops and drink buuuur all day loong. they cruise down da streets in there 18 century carrs and buy everything with quarters. eating straws is a common habit to do around 12 as their midnight snacks. LOOOOOONG HICK BEER BELLYS 10′.ALL DAY ERRRADAAAAAYalsooo.. if you live in long hill you are THE coolest person ever. we even get tattoooos saying LH. <3 gooootttta rep are towns. fags.
LOOOOONG HIIIICKS FO LYYYFE.