London Bridge Swerve
When you avoid someone that you know during rush hour…Having to stop and chat to an old acquaintance / ex lover when you should be busting your arse through a rammed station in order to get to work on time, is highly inconvenient. The last thing you want to do is justify your entire existence within a 20 second window – and then nod politely whilst listening to said acquaintance / ex do the same.The best thing to do is pretend you didnt see them. Chances are, they don’t want to stop and talk to you either.
“I saw Ben today. I gave him the London Bridge Swerve.”