Lizard dick

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Lizard dick
After sex when you go to take a pee and the stream splits in two.

Man: gotta go pee

Girl: ok

Man: Omg I missed the toilet bad case of lizard dick!

Lizard dick: define #2
Lizard dick
A penis similar to that of a lizard’s characteristically short, wide and scaly.
Apparently Jack has a under developed lizard dick.
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