League of Extraordinary Cockblockers
An organized or loose alliance of friends, acquaintances, co-workers, and classmates who overtly or accidentally conspire to keep one from
engaging in sexual relations with another or laying the foundation therefore. SEE: Josh, Mike, Mauriah, et al.
I could have gotten all kinds of ass at the party last night had the League of Extraodinary Cockblockers not been there to fuck my shit up.